Simon and Lux's Facts that Belong On Juice Lids:
- its really hard to breathe when i push my boobies together
- great balls of fire would hurt
- as would a burning ring of fire
- inuit is another word for eskimo
- any fact with the word viscerial in it is a good fact
- the next generation of supertrains can travel at 223 miles per hour
- simon and laura never run out of facts
- When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses
- australia says no
- People who are into Roman showers are aroused by vomit. It is said that some men of this type get their women drunk, then try to cause a gag reflex by sticking their penises down the women's throats
- simon doesnt get turned on by vomit
- laura thinks thats a lie
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